Beach Song is a song by Philadelphia based punk band The Dead Milkmen it was covered by The Microwave Orphans and appeared as an unlisted track on the demo Andre this recording was intended for a Dead Milkmen tribute CD Eiffel Trousers was going to release but never did. A live version recorded at Sunken Meadow Beach in Kings Park also appeared on Precise Microwave Orphans Order - 17 Of The Worst Live Perfomances .
Lyrics :
Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't wanna be on the beach! No! [x2] I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! No!
I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she Lies on the beach like a barrier reef Soaking up the stupid sun While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! [x2] I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No! [x2]
This is no way to spend a summer I've got sand caked on my feet I gave my ice cream to a shark And now I've got nothing to eat No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No! I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!