Hornswaggled is a song by The Microwave Orphans that appeared on the split EP with 48 in The Basement - Young and Abrasive and a live version from Dr. Shays in Lindenhurst appears on Precise Microwave Orphans Order - 17 Of The Worst Live Perfomances . It was written about an outting to a local minigolf park with Nick Berlingieri.
Nothin' to to at 1am
decided to go mini golfin
we were met by a girl low and behold
she was stranded and she was broke
since we are just stupid guys
we decided to be nice
she knew Nick's sister
things were funny
then we gave her all our money!
50 bucks later she was one her way
then she told us she wasnt gay
So we went to play a couple holes
Started doubting that money was for gas and tolls
Then we went to check her car
two different liscense plates - how bizzare
we walked around in search of her
found out nothing except we were...