FANDOM


Talk Shows and Broken Hearts is a song by The Microwave Orphans that appeared on the demo Andre, and a previously unreleased version recorded during the Young and Abrasive sessions appears on The Microwave Orphans Anthology . A live version recorded in Matt's living room in Kings Park also appeared on Precise Microwave Orphans Order - 17 Of The Worst Live Perfomances . This was the first song Matt Dallow wrote for the band.

Lyrics:

You broke up with me in the middle of Sally Jesse

you made my feast of Ramen cold oh so cold


Why couldn't you tell me

when you came to get your things

you left me standing with a hard-on in my jeans

a talk show and a broken heart.


I can't believe you did this

what you did to our relationship

you put us on haitus.

and i canceled it!


Why couldn't you tell me

when you came to get your things

you left me standing with a hard-on in my jeans

a talk show and a broken heart.

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.