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The Best Bet, founding members Michael Ryan, Daniel Carey, and Christopher Blanco, as well as replacement guitarist and former lothario Michael Rice, are sadly no more.

Like in the sense that they're all completely dead.

The Best Bet stormed an immolated Muslim orphanage in a desperate attempt to rescue the reincarnation of NEO from the blaze. Their heroic efforts were futile, as it was not quite succinctly realized that NEO is a character from a movie and that reincarnation is a hindu belief, and has nothing to do with islam. All four members were burnt alive so brutally that they needed to be identified by their teeth.

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