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While You Were Out Being Straight Edge I Fucked Your Girlfriend is a song by The Microwave Orphans that appeared on the CD While You Were Out Being sXe....

Lyrics:

While you were out being straight edge

i fucked your girlfriend

while you were at a snapcase show

i snapped her case instead

while you were out not eating meat

and saving the cows

i had some meat of my own

and Steve Buscemi came out


While you were out being straight edge

i fucked your girlfriend

it's something you should try sometime

cause man that girl can bend

sure you shouldn't rush into having sex

but you've been together 5 years

what did you expect?

She needed some kind of sexual release

maybe if you had some too

you wouldn't be so mean

you are the poster boy for sexual frustration

maybe that's why you went through

all that genital mutilation


you don't need to take drugs

and you don't need to crusade

you don't need to eat meat

but we all need to get laid

why don't you do nothing

and leave it at that

instead of bragging that you're so cool

and getting stupid tats!


While you were out being straight edge

i fucked your girlfriend

while you were at a snapcase show

i snapped her case instead

while you were out not eating meat

and saving the cows

i had some meat of my own

and Steve Buscemi came out

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